SCREW YOU, MS. FRIGID BITCH!

the person i hate the most is ms. frigid bitch.  she's a major control freak who wants people to do things her way.  she's a neat freak and expects others to be as well -- what a bully!

she's a major party pooper.  when she's around, you should always "take care of yourself" and be "proper."  she's like a mom who scolds her toddler for being too noisy or rowdy and for using cuss words in public places.

she's dense -- so dense, it's almost her superpower.  she keeps on rattling about things you don't give a shit about, and tells you to shut up when it's your turn to blow-off steam.  she doesn't give a fart about the things that are important to you -- she doesn't even sense how passionate you are about them.  sometimes, you think she's listening, but hell, she's not!  i doubt if she's ever capable of listening.  oh yeah, she said she is... as long as you talk about "important" things.  but of course, that's something that she decides.

she's so self-conscious, always thinking of what others say about her -- it's sickening.   she's always analyzing how she should do or say what so as not to offend anyone.  boohoo!!!

she always calls the shots.  when you get into a fight with her, she decides whose fault it is and when you could kiss and make up.  no matter how much you reach out and apologize (although the fight isn't necessarily your fault), if she's still mad, get lost!  cry your sorry ass off, she doesn't care!  if you're lucky and she admits to be at fault, she doesn't care if you're still mad at her.  she'll do her usual "dog tricks" (no pun intended) to get you laughing... and voila! you're okay again.

no matter how fed up you are with her... don't even dare break up with her especially if you're not sure you mean it.  she would never take you back.. yeah... that's how she operates.  she's so used to being a dumper that she can turn things around as a dumpee with that "it's your loss, not mine" cliche crap.  not having you around may be killing her, but being an egoistic bitch and all, she'll never admit it.  in the event that you come crawling back and you were blessed anough to be accepted, she doesn't say it to your face but she challenges you if you can take the heat again. if eventually you come whining and complaining about her misbehaving again or whatever, she'll remind you about that fateful day you came crawling back, like it's your fault that you put yourself i this situation in the first place.

she has a way of making things always YOUR fault.  it's either you did it or you allowed it to happen or you opened yourself to it or whatever -- in any case, you're responsible and you don't have any right to complain.  oh yeah, she also decides whether what you're feeling is valid or not.  if it's deemed invalid, you have to apologize for it.

ms. frigid bitch is a hopeless case.  she'll never change.  you can delude yourself that she's starting to be a little nicer, being a little less of the jerk she naturally is, but eventually you realize it's just your imagination playing a trick on you.  she's just hopeless... i swear, she'll never change... not in this lifetime...