My problem with kids

I never liked kids. The only time I actually enjoy a child's company is when the child is cute, talented, smart, and well-behaved. I hate kids that are ugly, KSP, and stubborn. People often tease me that if I ever have a kid and he/she turns out to be a "reject," I'd throw the fucked up kid away. Oh and by the way, over the years, my definition of what a kid is has evolved... I'm not just talking about those little wee ones. When I say kids, that include everyone else below the age of 20 (sometimes even 22). I hate them all.

I recently had a few encounters with the worst kids I've known. Some are with those little dykes who get themselves into things they don't even understand, making me feel that they give lesbianism a bad name. Then there's this little liar of a bitch, with whom I'm unfortunately related to. She has caused the family a lot of stress over the past few months and it doesn't seem like she's ready to back down anytime soon. She continues to scheme and lie and screw with everyone. Hell, I just want to wring her neck after beating her up real good. Wish I can say more but I think this is enough. Whew!

Going back to the basics

Recent events have been making me feel that I'm going back to the way I was at least a decade ago. I've been eating more fish and chicken and ditching eating meat (especially pork) and junk food. I've started driving practice again with my Dad as my driving instructor. I've been having the same thoughts in my head which seem awfully familiar. I don't know where I'm going with this sort of personal homecoming but I'm happy. After all, I think I love my old self better than the person I've become over the years.

My Problem with Ellen

I love Ellen Lee DeGeneres with all my heart. I watch her every chance I get and I buy whatever I can afford that has her in it. Last Christmas, I was fortunate enough to have a Santa from Down Under who sent me a copy of Ellen's first book, My Point and I Do Have One... and recently, I bought her second book, The Funny Thing Is.... I enjoyed reading the first book but I stopped with the second one because I've also been watching videos of her tours (The Beginning and Here and Now) and my problem is that the same acts are pretty much on the book and the video.

So there, I find myself "laughing at" the same punchlines and I don't know, I just feel kinda weird about it.