jeLaineisms 101

> Beauty is so wasted on stupid people.

> Big is beautiful.

> Meeting shallow and stupid men makes me all the more thankful for being lesbian. Hey! I prefer to be with somemone who uses what's between her ears and not what's between his legs!

*** Ey, I'm not bashing men or anything, ok? I said, SHALLOW AND STUPID MEN -- if you got affected by this statement... Hmmm... I wonder why! As the cliche goes, if the shoe fits, wear it! ***

> God never made us perfect so we can appreciate the good things that we have, while our shortcomings and "liabilities" keep us grounded.

> There are 1001 ways to be sexy. Having a sexy bod is just one of them, but it ain't all that!