My friend, Jayce and I have been having these really crazy (and super fun) sessions of talking abt ways of mangling the Engish language. Don't get us wrong, I mean, Jayce and I have our own share of bloopers... but i don't know, for some reason, it sure is always fun talking abt grammatical errors committed by virtually anyone! Here are some examples:
"You know jumping jack? You know... jumping jack... when you open the box, the Jack will jump?
aaaaaaahhhh... okay... Jack-in-the-box!!!
Super coño girl with super-lupit twang during a job interview; sharing a ghost story: "Oh my gawd!!! It was like so scary, it gave me the CRAPS!!!"
Guess what... She didn't make it (err, surprise?!)
Girl describing the price of a super expensive item "Imagine! The price was like a whooping *blah-blah* pesos!
hmmmm... burger king must've named their super big burger wrong...
Psycho/Stupid ex on KFC menu: "Ano ba yan?! 2-pc chicken?! Hello?! 2 nga e! Kaya dapat 2-pcs chicken!!!
iodized salt, anyone?
Same Psycho/Stupid ex on the letter H: "Ewan ko ba, yung ibang tao... ang arte-arte... pa "eych, eych" pa... Sabi ng Mama ko, "ech"!
Errr... more iodized salt???
Physical Education teacher's notes -- written on Manila paper for the whole class to see: BALL RETREAT BEAR
When pointed out by good-looking, smart student **wink, wink*** teacher says "BALL RETRIEVER"
Pagbigyan nyo na... PE teacher nga e!
Music teacher with fi and ep depect when asked on how to differentiate the minor from the major keys: "Yes, they're dipperent."
Okay... if you say so...
To be continued...
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2 comments:
ehehehehe... if you want more of this stuff... try engish.com. it will blow you away! it's one of my favorite sites too! (^__^)
Good-looking, smart student. Hmmm...i wonder who THAT is? (looking around, acting all innocent) Don't we just love all these bloopers, my dear friend? With a lifetime ahead of us, I'm sure there's moer to come! :c)
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