Top 10 Fictitious Celebrity Email Addresses

I'm so stoked! I had a long day at work. I got home a bit later than usual, turned the laptop on and guess what I saw -- my beloved Rusher friends raving on Twitter about my entries for this week's Nokia/Ovi Mail promo for The Morning Rush Top 10! Can you believe that? My own peeers, sending me all these wonderful comments about my entries being "nice" and "great" and how "they rocked today's TMR." They're even hoping that I win the prize! Awwwww, it was really touching. And trust me, I'm talking about the popular-and-notorious-topic-and-entry-senders of the Top 10! I'm talking about boknoi, PurpleRose and sashapurse! Oh my gawd, right? Oh well, I guess in spite of my best efforts to reinvent myself from BadGirl`JeL to Abernathy™, at the end of day, I'm still one hell of a smart-ass bitch! LOL

Anyway, here are all the entries that I've sent for this week's topic, Top 10 Fictitious Celebrity Email Addresses. I'm not sure if I marked everything that was read on-air today. Also, take note of the 'email sets' as they are related with one another. Too bad though, Chico didn't read the other parts of the sets that did make it to the Top 10. Anyway, I'm hoping to get hold of today's recordings and of course, keeping my fingers crossed that I win the much coveted price, the very sleek Nokia2330 Classic. In the meantime, I hope you all enjoy the bitchy fruits of my creative juices.


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Jennifer Aniston: *Top 10 Material*
ihatemrssmith@bitterexwives.com

Angelina Jolie:
harharhar@whogetstheguy.com

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Britney Spears:
oopsididitagain@againandagain.com

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Billy Ray Cyrus: *Top 10 Material*
mydaughtersarockstar@daddyhasbeens.com

Miley Cyrus:
daddysgirl@morepopularthandad.com

Trace Cyrus:
hitchinaride@imacyrustoo.com

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Paris Hilton: But of course, she deserves to have her own list! LOL

thatshot@couldvebeendiana.com
prettybutskanky@pornprincess.net *Top 10 Material*
icanbeanything@cozimahilton.org
mostoverratedcelebrity@guinnessworldrecords.com

* The last one is actually true! She made it to the world record as Most Overrated Person/Celebrity in 2007. Check out this TMZ article (among others) for more details.

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Manny Pacquiao:
nothingpersonalan@mannypacquiao.com.ph
youknow@pacman.net
afterKO@politiko.org

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EMAIL ADDRESSES FOR THE GUTIERREZ FAMILY:

For Ruffa Gutierrez:
miss-kumukutikutitap-world@gutierrezfamily.com
* In spite of the Ms. World title, she became popular with her 'Kumukutikutitap' advert first

For Richard Gutierrez:
salamatsamulawin@gutierrezfamily.com
* Probably his breakthrough role... as a bird LOL

For Raymond Gutierrez:
transparentcloset@gutierrezfamily.com
* In light of the 'gay' rumors

For Annabel Rama:
mamamahadera@gutierrezfamily.com
* 'Nuff said!

For Eddie Gutierrez:
mukhangtakuza@gutierrezfamily.com
* Due to the email address above

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Nora Aunor:
walanghimala@nunal.com

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Shia LaBeouf:
ShiaLaBeouf@oedipuscomplex.com

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Adam Lambert:
ImGaySoWhat@idol-runner-up.com

Clay Aiken:
TerritorialDiva@idol-runner-up.com

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Megan Fox:
HeyTalkAboutMe@publicity-hungry.net *Top 10 Material*
MayGoEitherWay@AJolieWannabe.com
GayagayaSiMegan@KSP.com.ph

* Just browsed through some of her photos and I think she's trying oh-so-hard to 'emulate' A Jolie's aura. She even has some sort of text tatooed on her back just like Angelina. Bitch! LOL

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Anne Heche:
crazyanne@wasbian.com

* wasbian = was lesbian

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Chris Pine and Audrina Patridge:
ChrisAndAudrina_ParangTubig@LangisKayaDiNagtagal.com

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Tom Cruise: *Top 10 Material*
WentCrazy@OprahsCouch.com